Before actor Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital with a hernia, he was partying with porn star Kacey Jordan—who Tweeted a (basically NSFW) picture of Sheen’s coffee table, covered with his party supplies. And her crotch.
Want to assemble your own do-it-yourself Charlie Sheen Party Kit? This is what you need, apparently:
A bong (?) “Bedhead After Party” Hair Cream
An Ikea “Magiker” coffee table
A porn star’s vagina
Anyone recognize anything else on the table? We want to make sure our Party Kit is complete.
(And, by the way, just so we’re all clear on this: Sheen, according to his friend Steve Brodersen, was hospitalized over a hernia from “laughing too hard at the television from his home.” Okay? Not months of dangerous, self-destructive behavior. It was something funny on the teevee! On Thursday morning. Hey, we’ve all been there.)