There is a section on WordPress that shows me what people are putting into search engines to find my blog. A lot of these are pretty amusing, such searches as:
Heather Pink Laurie Carr, Heather Pink Paul Cutlass, Heather Pink Miami Companions, etc:
Never worked there, don’t know them, met Paul one time at the Internext convention in Fort Lauderdale in 2004. I thought he was a douche.
Heather Pink escort:
Um… Old news… I am 100% retired, not available.
Heather Pink Max Hardcore:
He’s in jail, more old news.
Heather Pink gangbang:
Never happened. Sorry.
Heather Pink Noel Ashman:
Heather Pink Craigslist killer:
No, he was not my customer in my big escorting career that I allegedly have.
Any other questions? You can ask me instead of Google. It’s much more fun. firstname.lastname@example.org